Sign of the Times: Co-Pilot Division

I was out driving around today and saw one of those license plate frames people buy to personalize their vehicles without having to pay for vanity plates. Usually, they're in support of some sports team or they're extolling the virtues of the owner's children or grandchildren or "My Other Car Is a ______." This one said,

This Car Is Protect by

Angels

Uh . . ., no.

Your car, dear lady, is protected by DOT safety regulations, Korean design specifications, the manufacturing expertise of hundreds of component suppliers and the ability of other drivers, such as myself, to skillfully avoid ramming your superstitious ass.

Especially, since your own "skills" include stopping more than a car length short of the intersection, exceeding the speed limit by at least 10 mph and turning without signalling.