Thursday, July 22, 2010

Chemical Weapons

Mom "discovered" lots of bugs of various kinds in the house today. Mostly flies and palmetto beetles. They call them palmetto beetles because admitting that cockroaches can grow that big is really depressing. Anyway, Mom sprayed and sprayed all over the bathroom and kitchen, attacking each bug individually and effectively drowning them. Then I took her to the eye doctor.

When we returned I noticed the spray can sitting on the kitchen counter and asked her, "Is this the stuff you used to kill the bugs this morning?" She said "Yes, it is. I couldn't find the regular can."

She'd sprayed them all with Pledge.

We have the shiniest cockroaches in the neighborhood.

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