On the Effectiveness of Warding Talismans

So Isaac passed us by. It's not surprising seeing how well prepared we were.

It's seems the more actions taken in anticipation of an event the less likely the event becomes, almost as if the preparation itself is a kind of shield.

We had stocked up on non-perishable, pre-cooked food. We pulled out our flashlights and candles and filled water jugs in addition to the bottles of various juices already on hand. We rummaged through the garage in a successful search for Sterno so we could, in the event, heat the food that needed no cooking anyway. We pulled in the lawn furniture, snugging it up along the picket fence leading to the front door, and and pushed the trash bins against the garage weighting the lids with spare tires.

And Isaac came on.

The county removed the tolls from the various bridges although I'm not sure why since they're paid one way only, and that westbound, meaning anyone evacuating the barrier islands or the Cape eastbound crosses for free normally anyway. The county also closed all government offices, courts, libraries, etc. The cities closed schools. The county ordered mandatory evacuation of the islands and some mainland beach communities but was generally ignored.

And still Isaac came on.

I think what finally did the trick was my brother getting up early Sunday morning to go out and buy 25 gallons of gasoline for the generator. Within hours of his return, Isaac gave up and took a jog out to sea.

In the end, nothing happened. Sunday was overcast. Only after dark did the wind pick up intermittently with a smattering of rain. Three transformers blew up in the neighborhood but down here virtually every telephone pole also carries a transformer so, except for the actual explosions, the effects were negligible. Monday alternated between gray with moderate winds and occasional squally rain and bright sunny calm blue sky. There was a heavy cloud bank off to the west out over the Gulf and some thunder and lightning up north but nothing near us. In all, we received barely two inches of rain. The Atlantic coast and Lake Okeechobee (further away from the storm) received anywhere from three to ten times as much.

My brother expressed relief he didn't waste the energy boarding up any windows. The way the talismans worked, both ours and the county's, if he had, Isaac might just have evaporated away.