Mom: Where are the scissors?
Me: Over there on the coffee table.
Mom: (Searches around on the coffee table and comes up with a magnifying reading glass.) Well, I guess I'll never know.
Me: Know what?
Mom: Whether I'm supposed to be using this or the scissors.
Me: Can't help you. I don't know what you're trying to do.
Mom: Me neither.
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