Wednesday, May 14, 2014

The Best Laid Schemes . . .

My niece was tentatively scheduled to go home last Monday. I am astonished by the speed at which people can recuperate from major surgery these days mostly as a result of improvements in surgical practice that minimize trauma to the body. When I was a kid, people stayed in hospital longer recovering from tonsillectomies (surgery like she had wasn't even possible).

As it was, those plans went agley when she suddenly developed a level three (whatever that means, but it was serious) heart block and they rushed her back into the OR and installed a pacemaker. I'd like to think her heart, after struggling for years and years just to keep her alive, suddenly reacted to the lack of stress due to all the new replacement parts and upgrading and sort of "overclocked." Or kind of like pushing and pushing on a stuck door when someone finally removes the doorstop on the other side (not that that's ever happened to anyone I know).

So now not only does she have bionic bits, she's battery powered as well.

At least she got a nice visit from a cute service dog. And will stay in the hospital for another week or so. Just to be sure.

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