Thursday, September 27, 2012

This Is Why We Support Local Businesses

Here's a product no chain store will ever offer.

Evan's Neighborhood Pizza presents: the $45 Everglades Pizza!

Yes, those are the frog's legs
sticking out over the edge.
Complete with swamp cabbage, frog's legs, alligator/wild boar sausage and python toppings with cheese on a marinara base.

Designed for locals and adventurous tourists, Evan sells one or two a month despite needing 24 hours notice.

The only sad part is he uses imported python meat instead of creating a market and giving hunters another reason to help curtail our local invasive Burmese snakes.

Down here, we laugh at your Hawaiian, your deep dish, your chicken Alfredo and barbecue pizzas. Next time you come down for a visit, man up and order a pie.

Eat it, Papa John!

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