Showing posts with label License Plates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label License Plates. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Sign of the Times: Co-Pilot Division

I was out driving around today and saw one of those license plate frames people buy to personalize their vehicles without having to pay for vanity plates. Usually, they're in support of some sports team or they're extolling the virtues of the owner's children or grandchildren or "My Other Car Is a ______." This one said,

This Car Is Protect by
Angels

Uh . . ., no.

Your car, dear lady, is protected by DOT safety regulations, Korean design specifications, the manufacturing expertise of hundreds of component suppliers and the ability of other drivers, such as myself, to skillfully avoid ramming your superstitious ass.

Especially, since your own "skills" include stopping more than a car length short of the intersection, exceeding the speed limit by at least 10 mph and turning without signalling.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Government Efficiencies

Birthday time is also automobile registration renewal time so I went over to the tax collector's office this afternoon.

The county has separated routine tax payments from others that might require additional information/decision-making/judgment calls and so there is a typically governmental larger room with rows and rows of metal framed plastic chairs for people dealing with those issues and a small rope-lined area for "I'm just here to pay, no questions, no issues, thank you very much," folks, like me, all overseen by the number-issuing concierge.

I told the number-issuing concierge I was here to renew my vehicle's registration. He said, "That's it?" I said, "Yes," he printed out my number and told me to enter the rope line. By the time I reached the end of that (very short) path, the only person in front of me was finishing up with the cashier, who called my number. I handed her the registration notice and the cash (because Florida lets card companies tack on a service fee for using plastic) and she handed me my change and the license plate sticker.

I was in and out in under two minutes.

A few years ago, when I wanted to start an LLC back in Salt Lake City, I went on line to learn the process and required information (which was minimal). With that in hand, I went to the county offices there, paid the fees and had my business officially up and running in less than two hours.

When the government has a financial interest in getting you through the system it can be impressively efficient.

I just wish I knew how to apply that interest to running an election.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Miscellanea

Why, when entering a limited access road, do people stop on the entrance ramp and, instead of using the acceleration/merge lane, wait for traffic to clear and then enter by immediately cutting across three lanes to start speeding up in the express lane? I have not seen this behavior anywhere else although it is being done here by drivers with a number of different out-of-state plates.

What I first took to be an obvious and badly placed speed trap turned out to be two city police cars, a city police pick-up truck and the city police dive squad panel truck all parked at the end of a canal. Not a good sign.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

A Land of Choice


By my calculations Florida has over 180 different official license plates. That does not count things like state government plates, commercial plates, etc. The "standard" plate consists of an orange in the center with the tag line myflorida.com across the top and the name of the resident's county on the bottom. There are 67 counties in this state. All well and good, but....
There are currently 114 (soon to be 115) different vanity plates available. Everything from the expected "Won't Somebody Please Think of the Children" series ("Family Values," "Kids Deserve Justice," "Choose Life," and "Keep Kids Drug Free" among others) to the rather surprising "Imagine" with a Picasso-esque semi-abstract portrait of John Lennon in the middle. Some are environmental...and beautiful.
Thirty-six of them are just for the various universities and colleges in the state. Another 9 are for the pro sports teams. "University of Florida" is, by far, the Number 1 plate followed by "Helping Sea Turtles Survive." I am somewhat surprised that dolphins, panthers, manatees and reefs all beat out "Choose Life." I'm also surprised "Imagine" made the top half at number 45.
If you ever see a license plate you can not immediately identify...it's probably Florida.